Best Ad Ever

6 Oct

This has got to be one of the funniest ads I have ever seen. So amateurish yet pure comedy gold, I could easily watch it a hundred times. Gotta love the people who make fools of themselves to entertain other, there can never be too many of them. Low budget + high comedy value = win, in my opinion. I you liked it there a a few more here: best advertising banners ever that will make you. A awesome ad for what must’ve been a very reasonable budget, $5 to be more exact.

I Wanna Go To Ibiza

31 Aug

Ibiza’s vibrant club and party scene is still going strong, and comparing the lifestyle there today to what the first individuals who settled on Ibiza (over 3000 years ago), experienced is like comparing night and day.

They were merchants and traders, bringing home goods and supplies, nowadays all people bring home is wild memories, a suntan, slight hearing loss, and perhaps a headache that will last a few days.

It appears that Ibiza is growing like a flower and if you wanna see its true beauty, go there before it dries out, get it while it’s hot, mine while there’s still gold, because nothing lasts forever.

Antioxidant Rich Frozen Desserts

26 Aug

Antioxidant Rich Frozen Desserts

Frozen Desserts rock and so does antioxidants, for differents reasons, but still. Imagine if you combined those two so you could eat something sweet and healthy at the same time, something “you can still enjoy without feeling guilty”. This is just what the Ciao Bella Gelato and Sorbet company did, they are offering antioxidant rich frozen desserts that contain absolutely no corn syrup, but instead use healthier alternatives for example tapioca syrup and organic evaporated cane juice. In contrast to ice cream which will be based upon milk products along with air copiously whipped in, sorbet includes neither of them, which in turn produces a heavy and incredibly flavorful product. Sorbet can be offered as being a non-fat or low-fat replacement for ice cream.

Sorbet is really a frozen dessert made out of sweetened water flavored by using fruit and liqueur. The actual origin of sorbet is usually stated as either a Roman creation, or a Middle Eastern beverage, made from sweetened juice and water. In Latin for the reason that Italian verb sorbire a food means to drink and eat in the same time therefore , the substantive sorbetto it is just a mixture of a solid in addition to liquid food. Sorbet may also be offered in between courses so that you can clean the plate prior to the main course. Sorbets and sherbets might also contain alcohol, which in turn reduces the actual freezing temperature, contributing to a much softer surface. In Great Britan, sherbet refers to a fizzy powder, and just the word sorbet will be used.

29 Killer Harry Potter Articles That Has Never Been Written

26 Jan

harry potter
Here is 29 killer articles about this centuries favorite movie wizard that has never been written:

  1. 8 ways Harry Potter could help you survive a zombie outbreak
  2. If Harry Potter had a love child with a unicorn it would look like this
  3. 8 ways men try using Harry Potter to get laid
  4. 5 life lessons learned from Harry Potter
  5. 7 reasons why Harry Potter gets better with alcohol
  6. 10 of the biggest Harry Potter screw ups of all time
  7. 7 ways Japanese subculture has perverted Harry Potter
  8. 8 shocking ways that Harry Potter has appeared in porn
  9. 9 ways Harry Potter can help a total sissy survive in prison
  10. 10 epic fails involving Harry Potter
  11. 5 reasons Harry Potter is the new ninja
  12. 6 bits of Harry Potter advice that will land you in prison
  13. 10 common misconceptions about Harry Potter
  14. 9 crazy ways that Harry Potter is infiltrating pop culture
  15. 7 things Harry Potter has in common with a unicorn
  16. 10 amazing Harry Potter pictures
  17. 7 things about Harry Potter that science can’t explain
  18. 8 reasons Harry Potter can cause suicidal fantasies
  19. 10 ways Harry Potter can help you get a date
  20. 8 things you think you understand about Harry Potter but you really don’t
  21. 8 horrible lessons about Harry Potter that Hollywood teaches kids
  22. 5 insane but true things about Harry Potter
  23. 8 Harry Potter-themed Halloween costumes
  24. 5 ultra-secret government projects involving Harry Potter
  25. 15 must see websites about Harry Potter
  26. 5 reasons Harry Potter is the new heroin
  27. 10 of the biggest Harry Potter screw ups of all time
  28. 6 Harry Potter conspiracy theories that might actually be true
  29. 10 ways people have gotten rich exploiting Harry Potter

Tom Cruise vs. Zach Galifianakis

24 Jan

tom cruise in top gunZach Galifianakis

Tom Cruise’s claim to fame, the movie Top Gun, was released in 1986, while Zach Galifianakis claim to fame, The Hangover was released 13 years later, in 2009. Cruise played a handsome young pilot, while Galifianakis played a borderline-special person who could barely drive, and while Tom earned some free points here through his character, Zach had to act his ass off to succeed, which he did! (Tom 0-1 Zach)

In Top Gun, Cruise was up against no other than Val Kilmer, and between the two I saw no difference other than their repective hair color in that particular movie, while Galifianakis was up against the flip of a coin (Robert Downey Jr.), a flip that Robert didn’t loose, but neither did Zach. (Tom 0-2 Zach)

The most impressive thing Cruise did in Top Gun was shooting down down four MiGs, while Galifianakis peed in Mike Tyson’s swimming pool, and lived to tell the tale. (Tom 0-3 Zach)

Zach Galifianakis nets a hat-trick and I hope his win is a sign of what to come in 2011!

Do You Remeber New Order?

22 Jan

Playing a hit such as True Faith or Blue Monday on high volume can make any day feel like friday. They are as timeless as Beethoven but (don’t hang me for this) created way better music, it’s the kind of music that ricochets through your living room, and around the nightclub, at lightning speed. Unlike many of the bands and fads from the 80’s, New Order never became unfashionable imho. If I had to rate them together with other New Wave bands from the 80’s, such as A-ha, The Cure, Depeche Mode and Duran Duran they would all get 5 out of 5 stars, however New Order will always be the shiniest stars on my list.

Chihuahua Puppies – Cute, Cuter, Cutest!

20 Jan

 

Chihuahua puppy

Chihuahua puppies must be the cutest living creatures on this earth, take a look at the little fella in the photo above if you don’t believe me. Another thing that confirms this fact is that Paris Hilton has one, and she can have any dog she wants, probably even a tiger on a leash if she’s so inclined.

Some Chihuahua facts from Wikipedia:

 

  • Both folklore and archeological finds show that the breed originated in Mexico.
  • One of the most famous paintings of a Chihuahua is a fresco in the Sistine Chapel by Sandro Botticelli dated 1482.
  • Some historians believe that the Chihuahua came from the island of Malta in the Mediterranean.
  • They are popular pets among the upper class.
  • The painting, Scenes from the Life of Moses, shows a woman holding two tiny dogs with round heads, large eyes, big ears, and other characteristics similar to the Chihuahua.
  • The Chihuahua’s history is puzzling and there are many theories surrounding the origin of the breed.
  • There are numerous old European paintings of small dogs that resemble the Chihuahua.
  • The breed draws its name from the Mexican State of Chihuahua, where the first of the breed were discovered.
  • Chihuahuas were used in the sacred rituals as they were considered holy in South American Indian nations.
  • The most common and likely theory is that Chihuahuas are descended from a companion dog favored by the Toltec civilization in Mexico, known as the Techichi.

For those of you who doesn’t think that Chihuahua’s are cool, this video will convince you:

10 Reasons To Like Beer

18 Jan

10 reasons to like beer

Who can deny the awesomeness of beer? One of beers awesomeness factors is, that in contrast to many other things it tastes better the more you consume. Here are the top 10 reasons why I like beer:

  1. It tastes great.
  2. It tastes even better combined with food or snacks.
  3. It can cool you down on a hot day.
  4. It can keep you warm on a cold night.
  5. I makes you forget things you don’t want to remember.
  6. It makes you remember things you have forgotten.
  7. It makes you spontaneous.
  8. It makes it easy to meditate, by closing off the world outside so you can focus on the inside.
  9. It makes you relaxed.
  10. It tastes great.

Well there you have it, 10 good reasons to like beer, what more do you need to crack open a cold one right now? Cheers!

Breakfast Buffets Rock!

16 Jan

breakfast buffet

Breakfast buffets rock! Instead of having a lot of something, you can have a little bit of everything, this can be especially in the morning when your body and belly has woken up, but your head is still sleeping thus making it difficult to decide what to eat. Doesn’t just looking at this picture for a few seconds make you wanna eat everything in it OmNomNom-style? Ah well, it’s time for breakfast, will blog more later.

Pina Coladas – Make Me Fly Over The Rainbow So High

14 Jan

Some drink their Pina Coladas in a glass while others prefer a hollowed out pineapple, I belong to the latter group and here is why: if you’re gonna do something, do it right. Why spend all the time it will take to hunt down all the right ingredients for your Pina Colada recipe, like the sometimes hard to find Coco Lopez and a good pricey rum, then just slap it down in a glass. You might as well use a paper cup, or why not drink it directly from the blender, with or without a straw.

Cocktails such as the Pina Colada are supposed to be part of a concept, so make sure that you do everything right. The actual presentation is as much part of the recipe as the actual ingredients. To get 100% out of it the actual setting or ambience is also very important, if you are not on the beach, switch over to the travel channel or do a youtube search for “tropical beach” and play it in fullscreen, while gently sipping on your fabulous creation.

The only times I really make Pina Coladas myself is if I have the time to do it right. But of course, if you are sitting in a beach bar, just order and enjoy, let your mind float away to places that are only reachable in this state of mind. Like Yves Larock said “My dream is to fly over the rainbow so high…”